New Dimension

Did you know Omegle ? Omegle is a website used to communicate with random anonymous people across the internet via chat, Omegle is a chatting site that can bring you with the people around the world. Uniquely, this site doesn’t require registration. So, you can just chat and you don’t know who the people you are talking to. Actually, I have often visited this site. Umm I was bored yesterday, so I tried this site. I met with a strange people but he/she helped me to do my math assignment. What a good guy. But he/she didn’t tell me ASL (age, sex, location) I don’t know why. This person is very talkative, and gives me the lecture. LOL !!!

You: hey
Stranger: The human civilization in this age really amazes me.
Stranger: Hello.
You: how are you
You: what do you mean of your statement?
Stranger: I’m fine.
Stranger: Well, it means what it means, literally
Stranger: I mean, there’s no need to read between the lines or anything
You: hehe lol alright
Stranger: Yeah precisely
Stranger: Don’t you agree?
You: i agree with you lol
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: Now, if only you would support your stand with something substantial.
Stranger: That would truly make it more believable
You: umm cool, well I don’t give a shit of those statements lol
You: whats your name
Stranger: yeah. I’m sure that’s substantial.
Stranger: That’s exactly what I meant
Stranger: Why do you even care about the latter’s name?
Stranger: It’s not like if I’m Bob you’ll disconnect me
You: nothing just asking
Stranger: or if I’m Dylan you’d be my friend.
You: haha
Stranger: So then, I ask you, what is the point of asking?
You: don’t  you think almost peoples on omegle are men ?
Stranger: I hardly understood that.
You: i dont know, just asking. nothing much, nothing less
You: okay. wanna gossip ?
Stranger: Gossip?
Stranger: Well I guess that would entirely depend on the subject itself.
Stranger: What’s there to gossip? It’s not like we share a social circle or anything
You: just trying to make conversation
Stranger: I mean you could go on and on about your friend
Stranger: and I’ll be like wuttt…?
Stranger: yeah, I appreciate that effort
You: hahah you are so funnyyyy
Stranger: But to be honest, I find it pretty pointless.
Stranger: Yeah I’m funny alright.
You: i never met the people like you before
Stranger: Well, that only makes me more special.
You: people just asked about m/f
Stranger: And I guess I thank you for your compliment.
Stranger: The whole warped ASL thing is pretty stupid too.
You: i do agree with you
Stranger: I mean like are you really going to disconnect someone just because he/she is from a country you never heard of?
Stranger: That’s just insane.
You: yeah i know, or people just thinking about sex
You: or something else
Stranger: Are you going to stereotype the entire country and the people there just because one person gave you that impression?
Stranger: And that whole thing about sex.
Stranger: I don’t even know where to start
You: haha.. i guess you are too often visit this site
Stranger: It’s only a fusion of gametes leading to a creation of a cell with a diploid number of chromosomes
You: honestly, i never bin this site b4
Stranger: that’s all. what’s so Fascinating and sparkly about it?
Stranger: So this is your first?
You: yep
You: =)
Stranger: Then I have the responsibility to warn you.
You: whats that
Stranger: well nevermind.
Stranger: Through experience you’ll find out soon enough anyway.
Stranger: Not all people are like me, for one.
Stranger: Well, I’m probably the only person that would converse in such a fashion.
You: i hate people when they asked me where i from or my gender, then i answerd..disconect
Stranger: And you meet a large amount of meatheads who discriminate you just because of your gender and your place of origin.
You: lol
Stranger: That’s why I start giving long lectures (like this) when these questions are asked.
Stranger: and I have to say
Stranger: I’m rather surprised that you haven’t disconnect me out of boredom
Stranger: or point at me and jeer at me being all nerdy.
You: alright, anyway im doing my HW. will you do me a favor if i ask u
Stranger: That would depend entirely on my ability to fulfill it.
Stranger: But anyway, ask away.
You: umm what about maths
Stranger: I’m fine with math.
Stranger: hopefully.
You: i think you are a person of mature
Stranger: Matured, I simply am not.
Stranger: Ok be quick with it.
Stranger: I’ll do what I can.
You: ok here the question Past experience indicates that egg production in UK is growing linearly. In 1980 it was 70,000 cases, and in 1990 it was 820,000 cases. Write a formula for the number N of cases produced n years after 1980 and use it to predict egg production in the year 2005.
Stranger: (seriously? you come here just to ask people for homework help? astonishing)
You: hahaha
Stranger: number patterns
You: i was bored
Stranger: let me grab a pen and paper
You: i tried but i cant
You: so i tried this site
Stranger: growing linearly. that’s a start
Stranger: at least you don’t have to think all quadratically
Stranger: okay
Stranger: if it grows linearly
You: thank you
Stranger: there should be a proportionate increase each year
You: whats your major anyway
Stranger: So, in 10 years
Stranger: n = 10 , the increase is 750 000
Stranger: n = 1, increase is 75 000
Stranger: N = 70000 + 75000n
Stranger: so 2005 – 1980 to get n.
Stranger: then evaluate.
Stranger: I have no major, really.
Stranger: Just a high school student.
You: 25
Stranger: so in 2005
Stranger: N = 70000 + (25)(75000)
You: ummm let me try
Stranger: what about you?
You: 1945000
Stranger: Why did you think I’d have a major?
You: just finished high school. im university student, first year
Stranger: wow
Stranger: is that… university math?
You: yeah, my major is engineering
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: I can’t believe I just solved it.
You: hahaha
Stranger: I’m like… 16
You: how clever you are
Stranger: Thank you.
You: you said you are 18
Stranger: Though you’d be glad to know, I screwed up my Math test today.
You: im 18 years old
Stranger: No I didn’t say anything about my age.
You: really? whats the result of your test
Stranger: Haven’t got it back yet
Stranger: But it’s pretty damn well screwed
You: umm in scale 1-10?
Stranger: 10 being the most screwed?
Stranger: I’d say 8.
You: pretty good
Stranger: yeah. sit there and laugh at my sorry plight.
Stranger: Okay, I’ll take my leave now.
You: do you have plan to continue your study to univ
You: okay
Stranger: probably.
You: do you have msn
Stranger: There’s no place for me to go anyway.
You: or yahoo
Stranger: Um sure
Stranger: I’ll add you.
You: yahoo or msn, umm which one
Stranger: on msn yeah.
Stranger: But please do not bombard me with Math
Stranger: I’m not always so lucky.
You: ********@******.com
You: haha you are clever, I won’t bombard you with maths
Stranger: done.
Stranger: No really
Stranger: the trick lies in the word “linearly”
You: the most clever person i could ever met in omegle lol
Stranger: It’s a small word… but conveys alot.
Stranger: Yeah and you’d probably be thinking
Stranger: a person as intellectual as I shouldn’t even be wasting my youth here.
You: yeah i dont why, i forgot my highschool’s math
Stranger: kinda sucks.
You: yup, you are right
You: umm online on msn /
Stranger: Like you forgot everything to do with trigonometry and geometrical proofs?
Stranger: me? yeah.
Stranger: thinkJAZZ.
Stranger: okay. I should go.
You: not really, i just focus on physics
You: okay
Stranger: I like physics
You: nice talking to you
Stranger: but i probably screwed that up too.
You: wowww
Stranger: Okay. So long.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

To fill my holiday, I went to my friend’s house yesterday. Finally, we could meet again with my friends during my high school, and we talked about our new life in campus. Yes, it was very pleasant full of laughter and jokes. But there is something that makes me uncomfortable. When we were laughing merrily, I suddenly had the urge to urinate, and I ask permission to my friend to use the toilet. When I was pee suddenly I felt a pain in my urethra, it seems are like want to pee again but not out of urine. Well it was not bad, even when I get home I still feel it. My mother suggested to drink even more. I followed my mother’s advice, after that I fell asleep. When the morning, I could urinate smoothly Alhamdulillah. Umm is it because I am too often hold urine? Or because of my lack of drinking water? After browsing Google, I found this article. I can conclude that it was an infection. Here the article. Hope it helps !!!

Urinary Tract Infection (UTI)
A urinary tract infection(UTI) is a bacterial infection that affects any part of the urinary tract. Although urinecontains a variety of fluids, salts, and waste products, it usually does not have bacteria in it. When bacteria get into the bladder or kidneyand multiply in the urine, they cause a UTI. The most common type of UTI is a bladder infection which is also often called cystitis. Another kind of UTI is a kidney infection, known as pyelonephritis, and is much more serious. Although they cause discomfort, urinary tract infections can usually be quickly and easily treated with a short course of antibiotics.

For bladder infections
Frequent urination along with the feeling of having to urinate even though there may be very little urine to pass.
Nocturia: Need to urinate during the night.
Urethritis: Discomfort, irritation or pain at the urethral meatus or a burning sensation throughout the urethra with urination (dysuria).
Pain in the midline suprapubic region.
Pyuria: Pus in the urine or discharge from the urethra.
Hematuria: Blood in urine (not always seen to the naked eye, but often revealed during urine tests).
Pyrexia: Mild fever
Cloudy and foul-smelling urine
Increased confusion and associated falls are common presentations to Emergency Departments for elderly patients with UTI.

Some urinary tract infections are asymptomatic.
For kidney infection
All of the above symptoms.
Emesis: Vomiting is common.
Back, side (flank) or groin pain.
Abdominal pain or pressure.
Shaking chills and high spiking fever.
Night sweats.
Extreme fatigue.
Diagnosis
A patient with dysuria(painful voiding) and urinary frequency generally has a spot mid-stream urine sample sent for urinalysis, specifically the presence of nitrites, leukocytes or leukocyte esterase. If there is a high bacterial load without the presence of leukocytes, it is most likely due to contamination. The diagnosis of UTI is confirmed by a urine culture.
If the urine culture is negative:
symptoms of urethritis may point at Chlamydia trachomatis or Neisseria gonorrheae infection.
symptoms of cystitis may point at interstitial cystitis.
in men, prostatitis may present with dysuria.
A negative urine test can also suggest the presence of unusual bacteria or viruses causing symptoms of UTI.

In severe infection, characterized by fever, rigors or flank pain, ureaand creatininemeasurements may be performed to assess whether renal function has been affected.
Most cases of lower urinary tract infections in females are benign and do not need exhaustive laboratory work-ups. However, UTI in young infants must receive some imaging study, typically a retrograde urethrogram, to ascertain the presence/absence of congenital urinary tract anomalies. Males too must be investigated further. Specific methods of investigation include x-ray, Nuclear Medicine, MRI and CAT scan technology.
Treatment
Uncomplicated UTIs
Most uncomplicated UTIs can be treated with oral antibiotics such as trimethoprim, cephalosporins, nitrofurantoin, or a fluoroquinolone (e.g., ciprofloxacin or levofloxacin). Trimethoprim is one widely used antibiotic for UTIs and is usually taken for seven days. It is often recommended that trimethoprim be taken at night to ensure maximal urinary concentrations to increase its effectiveness. Trimethoprim/sulfamethoxazole was previously internationally used (and continues to be used in the U.S. and Canada); the addition of the sulfonamidegave little additional benefit compared to the trimethoprim component alone. However it is responsible for a high incidence of mild allergic reactions and rare but serious complications.
Prevention
The following are measures that studies suggest may reduce the incidence of urinary tract infections. These may be appropriate for people, especially women, with recurrent infections:
Do not delay urination when it is necessary.
Cleaning the urethral meatus(the opening of the urethra).
Studies have shown that breastfeeding can reduce the risk of UTIs in infants.

Semuanya berawal ketika libur menjelang Idul Fitri ini. FYI, sebenarnya gue baru dapet libur H-3 lebaran, tepatnya tanggal 17 September. Walaupun ada banyak univ yg libur 1 minggu sebelum lebaran. Nah berhubung gue udah males di kampus, jadi hari rabu tanggal 16 selesai mata kuliah English langsung aja deh gue cabut menuju Jakarta. Ahh who care, walaupun hari kamisnya masih ada kuliah, lagian temen-temen gue juga udah ada yang udah pulang hari itu juga, apalagi yang asalnya dari luar pulau Jawa juga udah cabut duluan. So bisa lo bayangkan, betapa sepinya kampus gue hari kamis pagi itu. Nyampe rumah 10 menit sebelum buka puasa, pas magrib langsung disuguhi dengan segelas es blewah dengan timun suri dan sirup m*r***. Ahh seger gilaaaa!!!

Sesuai message di facebook dari temen-temen sekolah gue, rabu 16 september pada ambil BTS di sekolah sekalian kumpul-kumpul. Kangen gue ma nih skolah, tempat asik dengan guru, fasilitas, prestasi, dan teman-teman yang oke, gue bisa ketemu mereka lagi dengan beragam kisah di kampus masing-masing, ketawa ketawa hahaha. Cerita cerita sama mereka, eh ternyata yang rambutnya di botakin gak Cuma gue doang, temen gue yg kul di Trisakti, IPB, Telkom juga di botakin, kalo di UI, Binus, ITB dan beberapa kampus lainnya kaga dibotakin tapi tetep aja dengan segudang tugas ospek yang sama yang waktu itu mereka jalani. Selesai ambil BTS, tanpa ada persiapan anak anak ngerencanaain untuk buber hari itu juga, akhirnya dengan spontanitas kita memutuskan untuk buber di Obonk Petukangan. Lumayan seru juga sih, walaupun gue sungguh sangat gak kenyang Cuma makan Beef Crispy dan sebotol te* b*t*l. tapi gak apa apa lah ! yg penting kebersamaannya heeyaaaaa.

Besoknya, hari kamis tanggal 17 giliran temen-temen spesial gue yang paling gokil ngadain buber, nah kita ber-12 (walaupun gak semuanya dateng) setelah dengan perundingan yang panjang. Awalnya, salah satu temen gue mengusulkan untuk buber di salah satu resto di Semanggi, akhirnya gak jadi, ada lagi yang mengusulkan di PIM, dan gak jadi juga, dengan dalih males kalo buber di mall, gitu gitu doang hahah. Akhirnya kita memutuskan untuk pesan makanan di A&W Bintaro dan tempatnya di tetapkan di rumah teman gue, yg notaben paling deket dari resto itu. Buber dengan mereka asik gilaaa!! Ketawa ketawa sampe perut lo sakit hahha. Dengan kegilaan kegilaan mereka yang gak ada matinya. Tapi sayang sekali gue gak bisa ikut acara itu sampe selesai, di tengah acara bokap telpon suruh pulang katanya ada keperluan penting. Cabut deh gue, kaga ikut foto foto sesi 2, belon kelar makannya. Belon puas ketawa ketawanya. Nyampe rumah, ternyata banyak sodara sodara jauh gue. Oh paham gue, bokap mewajibkan anak-anaknya untuk kumpul bareng bersama keluarga besar. Oh ya sepupu gue yang anak Fisika nawarin gue buat nyelesain PR kul gw, yaah lumayan lahh mengurangi tugas gue hahah !!!
Oh ya ada beberapa kata yang gue sensor, katanya sih dilarang menyebutkan merk haha!!

Opera Mini emang gak ada matinya dehh !!! sapa sih yang gak tau browser ponsel ini? Browser yang paling laris dipake oleh orang di seluruh dunia. Kemaren gue baru nyoba nih opera mini, sayang sekali katanya hp gue belum support (maklum hp jadul), tapi masih bisa di download sih walaupun layarnya gak pas di hape gue haha. Tapi sumpah, user interface keren banget !! nih gue ada reviewnya yang gue copas langsung dari situs resminya.

Innovative and Easy-to-use

Living up to our vision of providing the best Internet experience on any device, Opera Mini 5 boasts a powerful new user interface. Merging the best from our desktop browser together with new innovations for mobile phones, Opera Mini is advanced, yet highly intuitive to use.

Tabs

With tabbed browsing, you no longer need to interrupt one session to start another. Use your Web mail in one window, Facebook in another, Twitter in a third and all that while checking the latest sports results. With Opera Mini, you can easily identify the different tabs and jump between them.

Password manager

No more hassle with those hard-to-enter usernames and passwords. Opera Mini 5 will remember your credentials, and you can log on to your favorite Web sites with just a single click. The passwords are stored on your phone for your convenience.

Full Web in your palm

When visiting a Web page, Opera Mini displays the overview of the page and suggests where to begin your reading before you zoom in. Opera Mini also detects when on a Web page designed for a mobile phone and displays it optimally.

Touch & Keypad

The user interface has been designed for both touchscreen- and keypad-style mobile phones. With a touchscreen, you can enjoy even easier navigation with our new zooming and kinetic scrolling.

Speed Dial

Get your favorite Web page with just one click. Speed Dial is a set of visual bookmarks you see when you open a new tab, like a dashboard for your on-line life. To add a new page, simply click on an empty Speed Dial slot, and Opera will make suggestions based on your browsing history and bookmarks.

Built for speed

Time is precious. Opera Mini compresses pages by up to 90% before being sent to your phone, meaning faster page-load times than in other mobile Web browsers.
Find things faster
The new Opera Mini lets you search for text within a Web page, so you can get to the information you need even more quickly than before.

Power scrolling
Scroll at warp

speed using your phone keypad or by dragging the page on a phone with a touchscreen

ini screenshotnya dan link downloadnya:m.opera.com/next

kisah si ceroboh

Parah parah parah dari  TK, SD, SMP, SMA, bahkan sampe gue kuliah segede gaban gini masih aja gak ilang-ilang kebiasaan jelek gue itu. Yaa itulah CEROBOH. Waktu SMA gue pernah kalang kabut kayak orang kebakaran jenggot gara-gara gue lupa dimana naro kunci motor, ah bodohnya gue udah nyari kemana-mana gak ketemu juga, kantong baju, celana, udah abis gue rogoh-rogoh (ada pemilihan kata yang lebih baik?) eh gak ketemu juga. Trus tas juga udah dijungkir balikin, tetep aja gak ketemu. Ahhh sarap akhirnya pulang kerumah ngambil kunci duplikat. Setelah beberapa hari gue gak hiraukan tuh kunci motor sekarang ada dimana (karena gue udah punya duplikatnya) gak taunya tuh kunci ada di saku celana olahraga gue, ahah sejak kapan tuh kunci hijrah ke kantong celana olahraga gue. Lagi-lagi kecerobohan gue masih berkisar dengan kunci motor hhaha, waktu itu pas ngambil raport di sekolah, nah tiba tiba ada temen gue nyamperin pengen pinjem  almamater gue. Dengan santainya gue kasih aja tuh alma, gak taunya pas mau pulang gue kebakaran jenggot (lagi) nyariin kunci motor and lo tau gak tuh kunci ada di saku jaket alma gue. Ahh shit, gue telpon tuh anak untungnya dia masih belon jauh, alhasil gue pinjem motor temen gue, trus ngebut nyamperin tuh anak. Ahhhh sarap !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah kalo SMA kecerobohan gue masih berada dalam taraf normal (apa iya kehilangan kunci masih dianggap normal?), pas udah kuliah makin parah aja, hingga mengancam hajat hidup orang banyak lol (lebay?who care haha). Someday (tseeelah someday), selesai gue pulang kuliah langsung aja menuju ATM depan kampus, bonyok gue emang oke uang yang dikasih bulan kemaren aja belon abis eh malah dikirimin lagi hihi. Pas kelar ambil duit, rencananya gue pengen beli buku buat nambahin refrensi, eh gak taunya papasan dengan teman gue yang notaben bendahara dari kelompok gue, dia pengen nitipin duit kas anak-anak ke gue, berhubung gue anggota kelompok yang baik akhrinya gue terima aja deh. Alhasil gue ke toko buku dengan membawa uang hidup gue selama satu bulan dikampus beserta uang kas yang gak sedikit. Selesai gue membayar tuh buku-buku, langsung balik ke kosan, di jalan gue laper, eh nemu mie ayam. Yaudah deh langsung gue sabbeeeett (ada yang tau arti kata ini?) tuh mie ayam. Pas mau bayar, gue meraba-raba dompet disaku belakang celana gue, ehh gak ada, ngecek ditas, ehh gak ada juga. Mampusssss guee !!! mana duit bulanan gue? Mana duit kas anak-anak? Mo bayar mie ayam pake daun? Ahhh sarap, untungnya tuh tukang mie ayam dah kenal sama gue jadi boleh ngutang dulu dengan dalih gue lupa bawa uang. Langsung aja gue menyusuri jalan yang tadi gue lewatin. Ahh who care apa kata orang. Shiittt gak ketemu-temu juga, balik lagi gue deh ke took buku, pas gue baru masuk tuh toko buku, mbak-mbak kasir yang tadi ngelayanin gue melambaikan tangan kearah gue (berasa seleb dikit lol) langsung aja gue samperin dan gak taunya dia ngasih gue dompet yang udah gue cari-cari. Ahh hajat hidup orang banyak terselamatkan dengan kasir itu.. LOL

Masih ada lagi nih kecerobohan gue, kejadian ini baru aja gue alami, jadi masih anget-anget ta* ayam hahahha. gue baru aja nyampe ke kosan, stelah balik dari weekend bersama keluarga di rumah (tseeelaaah), sebelum meninggalkan rumah pasti nyokap gue tercinta gak pernah lupa ngingetin “Cek dulu bawaannya, ada yang ketinggalan gak”. Terus gue cek aja, biasaaa ngeceknya juga asal-asalan, dengan santainya gue bilang ke nyokap “udah maa”. 3jam di perjalanan, kayaknya ada yang gak beres, berasa ada yang lupa gue bawa. Nahhhlooo bener ajaaaa!!!! Gue lupa bawa kunci kamar kosan gue (lagi lagi kunciii*shiittt!!!!!), akhirnya gue bobol aja tuh pintu dengan merusak gemboknya. Bodo ahahh yang penting bias massuuk!! Pas udah dikamar, ngeluarin isi tas, lagi lagi gue ceroboohhh, batre laptop ketinggalan dirumah, untung bawa adaptor. Terus binder gue yang berisi tugas yang udah mati-matian gue kerjain ampe siang malem gak tidur (taaapii booong) ketinggalan juga, untung dikumpulinnya abis lebaran hahaha. Ahhh sarap!!!!!!

Jangan pernah ada yang kayak gue yak ?!! cukup gue aja yang kayak giniii hahaha!!!!